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I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali 

The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day 

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?

the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶
alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

submissive sex partner 

A partner(usually bottom and female)is forced to have sex for their masters enjoyment.
Tena:did you see Caroliea she is so the submissive sex partner.

Long distance Partner 

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.
"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)

National Ignore Your Partner Day 

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence
Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.