An original creation or accomplishment that is almost noteworthy, but has some fundamental issue. The original creator has a false sense of pride in their work, which is ultimately not as important as they think it is.
"On average, it takes me 26 minutes and 37 seconds to drive from my apartment to work, but I discovered that if I instead take Maple St instead of going down Geneva Rd, I can save an average 12 seconds!"
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."
"Woop-dee-doo. Good for you, Jerry, I hope you feel accomplished... What a classic Parker Square achievement..."
by Hello_Internet1729 April 19, 2016
by FlyEvolution February 19, 2004
Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis
I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.
by Totally Legal Alien April 27, 2017
The coolest motherfucker that ever lived. Plays a small part in the award-winning, major motion picture Boogie Nights. Although, he did steal the show. Similar to what Doc Holliday does for the film Tombstone.
A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
A man who deserves his own movie that is based on him as the protagonist.
by Luke Brandon September 04, 2007
Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.
by Joia Robertson July 23, 2008
Cops that get mad at the kids that stand around outside McDonalds all day thinking they are "bloods", while the "crips" stand around at the park. They enforce the laws when said kids loiter instead of getting a car, or going a place worth hanging out at. Oh yea, all this in Parker, Colorado
by 5xlwarrior August 03, 2010
by Oliver Heslop November 17, 2008