Pansexual 

When you stick your dick in a microwave and the door and cook for five minutes

I met a Pansexual and then beat the shit out of whatever gender they were supposed to be and then fucked a pan.

Pansexual by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020

Pansexual 

Sexually attracted to pans

Guy 1: Yo did you know I was pansexual
Guy 2: What kind of pans make you hard
Guy 1: KAVALKAD

Pansexual by iLoveCookies9164 December 8, 2020

Pansexual 

Being pansexual is being attracted to pans

Ooo that pan is looking sexy
This is why im pansexual

Pansexual by Jacky cash.n January 19, 2021

Pansexual 

A person who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a kitchen appliance known as the "Pan"

That pansexual person over there just busted into that kitchen appliance, what a fag

Pansexual by cChriz January 27, 2021

Pansexual 

You like putting Ramen Noodle Pans up your Arse.

I identify as a pansexual!

Pansexual by YodaLover February 18, 2021

Pansexual 

Being sexually attracted to pans.

- So, yesterday I came out to my family. I'm a pansexual.
- Is that when you are attracted to anyone regardless of their gender?
- No. I just like to fuck pans

Pansexual by horny cucumber February 24, 2021

Pansexual 

All you mother fuckers are dead wrong on what this word means smfh. Pansexuality is where you fall in love woth someone for their personality. Bisexuals and pansexuals are NOT the same at all. Bisexual people do not just like the female or male genders, they too will date any gender. But, they have preferances. Such as they like boys with abs more than short girls or short girls more than boys woth abs. So basically, bisexual people fall in love with someones looks while pansexual people fall in love woth someones personality. Regardless of qualities such as gender or looks.

This is true meaning of pansexual. Just to clear things up for all you dumb fucks who think you know everything.

Pansexual by anonymous March 28, 2021