Pansexual

I don’t fuckin know some one who likes pans?

Jeremy the pansexual had sex with his pan

by Suit man the chad June 27, 2022

Chaos Pansexuals

Someone who is attracted, romantically/sexually/platonically, to anyone of any gender identity. But they are marked by a constant vortex of evolving and confusing attachments and connections. Often they are ethically non-monogamous or polyamorous. Also, often confused with disaster bisexuals.

"How are all my disaster bisexuals and chaos pansexuals doing tonight?!?" -local burlesque host starting the show

by ResidentChaosPansexual February 24, 2022

ur ancestors pansexual

More powerful than “Ur mom gay,” “Ur dad lesbian,” and “your granny tranny.”

Every time someone says this to you, one generation of your family becomes pansexual.

Bob: ur mom gay
Jon: ur ancestors pansexual

Bob:*watches in fear as the first generation of his family become so pansexual and dies*

by Daddy.Meme.Master69 May 10, 2018

pansexual

Bi-sexual people who almost always remarkably look like Peter-pan and choose other Peter-pan look-alikes to have sex with. This may or may not occur in large groups which most closely resembles and gathering of woodland elves in heat.

They reject the binary trappings of life that brought us such trivial notions such as computers and the internet.

My girlfriend just told me she's pansexual and I asked her what that meant. She said "We define labels. Labels do not define us.” To which I said, "but you just told me you're pansexual?"

by DM2954 October 15, 2015

Pansexual

Someone who only has sex with frying pans.

Dunkey - "This girl is a pansexual, she only has sex with frying pans"

by Dark616 July 17, 2015

Pansexual

When you are sexually attracted to frying pans and fuck yourself with the handle of the pan

Dude 1: Dude did you hear George is pansexual now

Dude 2: no way did he do the you know what with a fucking frying pan?

Dude 1: yeah dude I wanna kill my self

by PhantomRaven97 September 1, 2018

pansexual

A retarded bisexual, often found on tumblr. It is a sexual preference, not a sexuality. Pansexuality is a preference of no specific gender or form of identification, including sexual relations with plants, animals and inanimate objects.

Friend 1: "dude, i think I'm into pansexuality!"
Friend 2: "please stay away from my dog"

by seductivetoast April 14, 2016