Red Panda

One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.

Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut

by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018

Panda Sex

Panda Sex is defined as the act of having sex with a fat asian woman.

Jake: You like fat asian woman?

Edwin: Yeah I love me some Panda Sex

I had some crazy Panda Sex last night.

by JakeTheChild September 16, 2015

Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda

"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"

by Swamp Ninja August 23, 2004

Sand Panda

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

by Kayke July 06, 2010

panda squad

The squad of absolute on fleek queens 👌🏼😂

Pipers squad is such a panda squad! Dang I wish I had a panda squad

by QueenLegit February 29, 2016

panda pounder

A white man who explicitly dates/fucks asian chicks.

"Hey bro, do you know Nick?"
"Black-Nick?"
"Nah, regular Nick."
"Oh yeah, that bitch always got a chink on his dick. Fucking panda pounder needs to get his head of the rice bowl."

by Jiggaboo Jumbalaya June 15, 2015

Red Panda

When you eat something with red food coloring, and turns your poop a red tint color!

Melissa ate her red burnt peanuts and later yelled from bathroom that her poop looked like the head of a red panda!

by Thumperpanda August 25, 2022