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Paddy

A paddy is a kid who has a very small penis but likes to brag and say he has a 6 inch cock. He also is the biggest ego ever
Look it’s paddy

He has a tiny cock
by Thebigthotiana October 12, 2019
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Paddy-Pants

When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.
Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.
by Pegleg T November 22, 2019
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Paddy's Shadow

When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers
They kicked us out of the Irish pub so I thought I'd try my luck and follow in Paddy's shadow
by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022
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Paddy’s Motorbike

A big fuck off/great gurt fucking angle grinder used for cutting big bits of metal or a Norfolk lasses pubes

Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)
Shaaaaag get the paddy’s motorbike out to trim that box section will ya?
Alright Johnboi as you say!
by Shaaaaaaag December 3, 2022
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Paddy

Paddy is a good friend, he will always love you even if you cross him, he's got a giant dick. (30cm to be exact) he'll let you play with it if you are nice. The typical Paddy has blonde hair and gets boners when you rub his back
Ryhlee: If I were gay I'd date Paddy he's a smash
Lilly: I date him also he's a smash
by your great great grandpa June 4, 2023
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Paddy

A UK name, loosely translated to “bitch made and rider of dicks”.
You see what Paddy did today? Man’s on Ethan’s rod something fierce
by Just a dudebro 420420 January 31, 2024
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Paddy Bonner

A small Irish shemale with a large anus gap from being rammed by a horse pee pee from his Belmont brethren in the back of the Belmont Bus Boys lair.
Paddy Bonner was with his Brethren in the back of the school bus
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