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Calculator Watch

A key and crucial asset to Oscar, as it is not only used as a tool to show the time but it is a mathematical genius of an invention. Oscar used this to calculate the size of Rezs nose, and the sheer size of the Earth, Oscar single handedly became a genius just by using the amazing and genius invention of the calculator watch by Casio>
"oi Oscar did you use your calculator watch during the test you thicc lad"
by Rezisthicc April 19, 2019
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Wiki watch

Getting to know the plot of a movie online easily by reading it from the wikipedia.
"I havent seen any of the HP series yet! Cuz my friends hate HP.. But Im just gonna wiki watch it if you insist"
by Power-Inside March 21, 2009
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watching movies

,v.1)code term for smoking THC containing flora. 2) code term for making out and/or scoring
Me and Kristen watched movies and then watched more movies.
by ceelo March 23, 2003
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watching blue

To watch porn.

A blue film, blue picture, or bf is a euphemistic term used in India, Sri Lanka, Israel and Nepal for an adult film, often made by amateurs or shot in a style recalling amateur porn.

The term blue picture comes from Great Britain, where blue is euphemistically used to refer to works targeting the prurient interest or those that are considered offensive, obscene or in bad taste.
Hey, were you watching blue?
by harryl June 5, 2014
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Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.
I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.
by SLVA January 23, 2011
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Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.
I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!
by SpeedGG June 17, 2018
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ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.
~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus
by socialmediahater March 5, 2023
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