penis munch

a person who loves to munch the male penis

The young man was a humungous penis muncher

by mike cruz October 9, 2003

Road Munching

Performing oral sex on a women while she is driving; sometimes done for the purpose of seeing if the female driver can focus enough not to crash

Road Munching almost caused K.Lilly to crash her truck on I-75.

by Road Muncher July 30, 2009

Munch Kim

A person of small stature usually has very round features -for example at the head, body, or legs. Other characteristics include neck folds, short fingers, and small feet.

Sharon is such a Munch Kim she's only 5 foot tall!

You're such a Munch Kim you can't even reach the tabletop

Only a Munch Kim would be shorter than their younger sister

by ilmk November 18, 2009

female munch

a woman who gives nothing but blows and expects fuck all in return

aye she’s a female munch fr

by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023

munch stamp

Tattoo on a man with their girls name. Tramp stamp for men. Certified Scummer. He’s a much. L.

Did you see Jackson? He just got a munch stamp.

by Munchstampman1-2 March 19, 2023

Booty Munch

An affectionate name to call someone when they're being bothersome.

"Stop poking me, you Booty Munch"

by Chattie Mattie September 3, 2016

munching the mulch

When one licks another’s butthole.

I accidentally walked in on Cassandra while munching the mulch of her boyfriend.

by Mulch muncher May 27, 2023