Beer Sober

The state of being required to be sober but you still drink beer cause no one will notice. Hard alcohol is banned but less potent beer is allowed to increase functionality and decrease the chance of blackout. Usually imposed at fraternity functions where the rules state that sobriety is require but leadership relaxes those rules.

Bro 1: "Sucks we have to be sober tonight for that function."
Bro 2: "No way man, we just have to beer sober! Here drink this beer!"
Bro 1: "Oh yeah! Sweet!"

by Mant0176 April 11, 2015

Train Beers

An alternative to tailgating; beers you enjoy on the commuter train when going to a sporting event.

My friends and I like to enjoy some train beers during the ride to the SF Giants game.

by Stan Rezaee June 26, 2016

beer patch

peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.

A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.

by Dalton18341 December 16, 2007

Sea Beer

The drinking of a crappy lager while standing in the ocean, which has the benefit of: 1) adding a little salt to the brew which enhances flavor; 2) making a delightful contrast between the cold of the beer and the warmth of the ocean; and 3) creating excitement as you must be on your guard to protect your brew from crashing waves.

Crack open the case of Bud-Light - its time to go Sea Beering!

by Teiritzamna December 1, 2010

Beer Noodling

When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.

Mike spent about two minutes beer noodling in the fridge before he came out with one.

by Ricky Stroker January 9, 2012

Beer Hipster

A person who feels superiority because of their knowledge of obscure beers. In the same way a normal hipster likes to take pride in their music library, a beer hipster will brag about what beers they know.

Beer Hipster: "My favorite beer is popering's hommel, you probably haven't heard of it."

by Ducks of Oregon May 26, 2011

Beer Darts

A game involving beer and darts usually played while camping. Two players sit across from each other about 10 feet each armed with 3 darts and a beer in between their feet. The opposing player must try to hit the other players beer with their dart. If they do a hole is popped and the player with the beer must shotgun their beer out of the hole created by the dart. Usually this involves more than one beer and is an ideal way to get really drunk really fast.

Dude! Keenan was playing beer darts and he got a dart in the arm! Then he was so drunk that he jumped into the glacier river in his underwear and passed out at 3pm!

by tbrown90 December 9, 2010