Nutty Buddy

“Straight” friends who jack off to each other and proceed to say “no homo.”

Sam: “Yeah I have a nutty buddy, but I’m not gAy”

You are. You are gay.

by keensonmyfeet69 August 20, 2019

Nutty Grutty

What Mary Cosby's wigs look like. Rotted. Busted.

Mary your wigs are looking very Nutty Grutty today.

by LusciousSally November 19, 2023

Nutty Irishman

A sex act in which a man nuts on a potato and inserts it into his partners oriface of opportunity and asks "should I eat it now or let it ferment so I can drink it later?"

Last night I went home with a stripper and while banging in the kitchen I grabbed a potatoes and nutty Irishmaned the hoe.

by T&Sadventures December 29, 2019

nutty

New York Slang meaning cheap drinks the lower your sperm count like for example a drink that cost fifty cents.

Johnny got a nutty at the store.

by Bronx99 December 2, 2020

Nutty Piss

This is that type of piss that comes out post-ejaculation, especially after the hardest nut, and is normally cloudy and slightly whitey yellow in colour.

Person 1: Bro I just had the biggest Nutty Piss
Person 2: Damn lemme see that

by Bobstain404 May 25, 2021

Nutty

Someone who behaves in a way whuch causes healthy people to raise an eyebrow or question their behavior and authenticity.

Did you see Rach the other day? She bragged about her husband & flaunted her ring to everyone. Then a guy pulled up in a sports car and she ran out to flirt with him.

She's been acting pretty nutty lately.

by Deport January 18, 2023

Nutty pot

When ready to ejaculate on your partners face, you put the tip of your penis against their nostril and blow your load, cleaning out their sinuses.

I was all congested till my husband gave me a nutty pot last night.

by Romasu December 29, 2021