nothing problem

A nothing problem is an issue that is in fact, not an issue.

Person 1: YO I just got 3k downvotes on reddit, I'm so angry, I'm gonna cry!
Person 2: Bro that's a nothing problem, you haven't paid your rent in a month, better worry about that dumbass!

by drahnoel May 17, 2023

doing nothing wrong

being a complete fucking asshole to someone who doesn’t need it

boy: i was doing nothing wrong though
friend: that’s why she broke up with you

by ratwhores October 25, 2019

Thanks for nothing card

A blank 'thank you' card sent anonymously to someone, particularly an employer or potential employer, who has treated you badly.

He opened the envelope and found a thank you card, but there was nothing written in it or on it. Completely blank. The envelope had no return address. What did this mean and who sent it to him? Was it a mistake? Hmmm?

This man received a 'thanks for nothing card' or TFN card.

by John the man 2012 September 5, 2012

piece of nothing

The state of being so low that you far exceed that of a piece of shit or a piece of work, to the point where you are instead rendered a piece of nothing.

Dude, Chris. You are SUCH a piece of nothing.

by Demitrious Octavion May 1, 2016

triple or nothing

When you bet triple or nothing at all

Triple or nothing

by Uglygodpreachit May 23, 2018

you're nothing without me

an annoying sentence people use in fights. very overused LOL

person 1: Ugh you're so stupid!
person 2: Let me tell you something, you're nothing without me :)

by bruthda October 22, 2020

A whole lot of nothing

A phrase to describe two things:

#1: Describing a quantity of objects that are not useful to your particular needs or situation

#2: An eccentric way to say that there is nothing

"Did you check that room?" - Detective 1
"yep" - detective 2
"well did you find anything?"
"Nope, just a whole lot of nothing!"

by Plus-Size albert48 April 4, 2021