An electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. Drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). Drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers.
I just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last two beats of the measure on my drum machine.
by Sanyote April 26, 2006
When performing the act of the "donkey punch" goes horribly wrong and the woman goes into seizures and shakes on your "member" like a washing machine would.
by Hsimpsons13 April 15, 2006
sexual manoevre in the doggy style position involving a headboard or suitable wall. the partner must have their head reasonably close to said wall, while the male slaps the sides of the partners thighs during intercourse. at the point of no return, the male pulls out, slams back in with enough force to hit the partner's head on the wall and yells "TILT!!!"
"Jessica came crawlin back."
"So?"
"I needed to get my rocks off, so i pulled the ol' pinball machine on her"
"Niiice."
"So?"
"I needed to get my rocks off, so i pulled the ol' pinball machine on her"
"Niiice."
by mecher_440 January 21, 2010
A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.
A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.
by The Wog Whomper May 11, 2005
A lazy, irresponsible, delusional and frequently unemployed person with a pathological tendency to tell lies.
Even after the birth of his child, he was so Machine May that he preferred to stay home and spend all day on the internet rather than work.
by Shiloh McIver December 16, 2003
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.
After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.
by Indy Sparkplug May 04, 2010