nigelism is when two men called Nigel meet up for coffee once a week for a nice cup of coffee and to eat each other's arse. This sacred event can only be crafted with two white men named Nigel.
Ahhhhhhh the Nigel's are at it again! Wish I could do some nigelism. Save some booty for the rest of us chaps!!
by 69Lilkidlover69 September 20, 2018
Get the Nigelismmug. by mrs tosser September 14, 2025
Get the faggotron nigelmug. The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.
There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024
Get the NIGEL AND MARMALADEmug. a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank.....mug. Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024
Get the Nigelmug. A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021
Get the Nigelismmug. Nigel (Ni-gel) is a name given to those who carry with them video recording equipment. Mainly accompanying a large group of sweaty individuals, they can also be seen to fall over and appear confused while playing sports.
by Rexthecav23 June 5, 2022
Get the Nigelmug.