Negative Curfew

A set time at which an individual must not leave a social event before.

Used when someone is known to often go home very early at organised social events.

Usually secured by some kind of agreement involving a penalty if broken.

“Why’s Gareth still at this party, he’s usually got a lift home from Liam by 8pm hasn’t he?”

“Nah bro, he’s got a negative curfew with the group chat. Otherwise he’ll be in bed by 8:30 and he’ll regret it in the morning.”

by LKilby April 15, 2022

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Negative Rizz

When you can't talk to girls

Drylan has negative rizz they way he fumbles all his girls

by Atypical_Person May 3, 2023

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Neg Flex

Short for negative flexing.

Boasting competitively about how terrible your experience was.

Person A: "Oh man, I drank so much last night"

Person B: "Well I drank so much, I can't remember a thing and I'm pretty sure I threw up on my Mum."

Person A: "Dude, why you have to neg flex right now?"

by Odear April 7, 2019

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Schrodinger’s Negative

A negative contraction added to a statement retroactively depending on the public opinion of that statement. Disregard all contextual statements surrounding the statement.

“I don’t see why it would be Russia.” To Schrodinger’s Negative: “I don’t see why it wouldn’t be Russia.”

by Pizzaghazi July 27, 2018

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