Narita Layover

When your live-in girlfriend isn't in the mood for lovin but she's willing to lay one of her legs over yours while you jerk yourself off.

No, she had a headache so she gave me a Narita Layover.

by javajunkee July 5, 2011

narsinuintitus

A dieseas that effects the flow of oxygen to the brain causing lack of effectivness. Signs of narsinuintitus are lazyness, lack of careing, constent yawning, and sometimes insomnia. It's caused by a server cut off of teh flow of oxygen to the brain at a young age. Such as being suficated in the vaginal canal, or being born with the imbilical cored wraped around your neck.

Damn, that kid has a serious case of narsinuintitus, he must have been held under water as a child.

by -Dr. J. S. Shmurman September 13, 2004

napsterbating

masterbating while taking a nap.... mostly for girls and their dildo's

hey suzie what did you do all afternoon....Well i was napsterbating for a while then i woke up

by jackamoe June 14, 2010

The Narsen

A particular look in Australia where a derelict and/or bogan person wears Nike Air Max's, Adidas Trackpants and a bumbag.

Fred: Look at that bogan cunt wearing nikes, adidas and a bumbag.
George: Fuckwit has the narsen look down packed!

by Missmehico October 31, 2016

napster

called music sharing by college kids who dont think they should have to pay for anything. aka stealing

ya napster is stealing you douche bags

by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004

nars

American spelling for an abbreviated form of narsty, also meaning disgusting or gross. (root word: nasty)

"Dude, check out this spider, it's totally huge!!"
"OMG! That is so nars!"

by shopaholic123 November 21, 2009

narsillia

a beautiful girl probably in her eary 50's who is great at math specifically 8th grade math and tries her best to support her children and also has a mommy kink

student: i love narsillia
student#2: yeah me to

by tae_taes_bae March 3, 2019