Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.

Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.

by Feesus Christ June 9, 2016

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016

napkin93

Napkin is the most godly name anyone could ask for but has friends like abbey terrace super sanik and napkin93 napkin93 is the best and he shall remain the best or she NAPKINS have no gender

Napkin93 is da best

by Napkin93 March 20, 2017

Napkin

Another name for acid.

I ate so many napkins at that music festival.

by Dertaderrr August 14, 2017

naskiy

One of the coolest & clumsy girls you know. Shes still finding herself and is absolutely beautiful inside and cute out. She believes in love and just wants to have it for herself. She usually has many friends and likes to be at the beach. Her favorite color is blue and shes crazy about someone very much. She's shy at first. She's funny, always laughing. She's the kind of girl that will be there for you no matter what. She's loyal. She's sweet and soft hearted. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough.

Naskiy is every girl's bestfriend!

by Petrakis April 22, 2018