police baby mustache

When a police officer pulls over a woman/man and eats their ass out in exchange for a warning. During, the "victim" poops and squirts a "police baby mustache" on the officer.

"Sargent, you were clean shaven this morning, is that a police baby mustache?"

by Nene78 December 25, 2016

fat cat with a mustache

it is a very big cat, who some how has a mustache.

cat 1: look at my mustache

cat 2: cool, you now a fat cat with a mustache.

cat 1: I so happy

by #cats May 3, 2019

Red Sea Mustache

When a dude cant grow hair in the very middle of their 'stache. Like how Noah parted the Red Sea, His mustache is empty in the middle.

"yo did you see Nick's Red Sea Mustache? , It was bare in the middle"

by Rick Portche February 27, 2020

Mustardeer

Descriptive of an occupation long since lost in England. A Mustardeer was responsible for producing a villages supply of mustard. A highly revered prosition which was traditionally passed from Father to Son. The son would be apprentice for upto 20 years before being entrusted with the position of Mustardeer

The Mustardeer plied his trade to the village for over fifty years, producing mustard of the highest quality

by Vauxhall Burgundy September 14, 2008

mexican mustache

a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.

teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.

by j8ud98e560sd98ry September 5, 2006

Mustache Catch

When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!

"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"

"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"

"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"

"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"

by Cum Gurgler June 9, 2009

crimson mustache

When someone eats a girl out who has her period

Mike got a crimson mustache when he hooked up with Jen last night.

by AOPi May 28, 2006