Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.

by The Druglord January 29, 2019

miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.

Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

by Yourmum9000 July 3, 2021

Hysterical-miracle

A person who is born and survives under extreme circumstance and manages to make people laugh

He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.

by Freelancers May 1, 2018

miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

Miracle.

They are beautiful inside and out good at pretty much everything basically a god/genius. Aesthetically physically and mentally gifted they love and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious/private people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle. is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle.

Anomyous: Miracle. is so funny

Miracle. is a name for example “miracle is so cool” as a word it can mean (extremely lucky instance) (the one above all)

by Miracle. November 12, 2021

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.

Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.

by creativecaravan May 15, 2014