Mexican Sausage

A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)

"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*

by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015

mexican supplements

The use of anabolics.

Are you on the Mexican supplements bro?

by kingofthejourney June 2, 2018

Mexican AC

The system of cooling off a car by rolling down the windows.

Bob: It's a hundred degrees out - I can't believe your car doesn't have air conditioning.

John: Shut up. It has Mexican AC - just roll down the window.

by Maldoven July 26, 2004

mexican surfboard

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

by chochmaster May 30, 2010

Mexican Frisbee

The lid off of a 5 gallon drywall compound or paint bucket, found in profusion on job sites everywhere. Called such because of the high number of latin americans employed in the drywall and paint trade.

Juan, the job site is cluttered, pick up all those mexican frisbees and throw them in the dumpster before lunch.

by Ariluto January 4, 2009

Mexican Promotion

An increase in responsibility or workload without an increase in pay.

I was excited when the boss promoted me to busboy, but when I discovered I would still make $9.92 an hour, I realized it was a mexican promotion."

by pandaKrusher November 12, 2010

Mexican food

The only food worth having to take an epic shit after eating.

Mexican food is just that good.

by hoyclan March 13, 2011