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Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.
Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!
by Dave 999 September 17, 2020
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melted snowball

“Dude I hooked up windy Rob’s girl and gave her a melted snowball
by Bigblakk February 1, 2021
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Melted poop

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.
by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021
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Munted

Too fucked up to function.

Stuttering, blubbering mess.
Unable to get it up
I looked at him for his lmput...
But he was too munted to talk
by Nkrypted June 5, 2021
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Melted

When Jamie mcmahon is not very kind to you he is melted
Jamie’s melted
by Conor boss August 7, 2021
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Metedaso

Getting smacked in the face vigorously and repeatedly with a boner
Voy a darte un metedaso, puta
by anonymous October 27, 2021
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Menternal

When you are thinking about something internalized.
I am being really menternal right now; I am thinking with my mind and body.
by Lindseymotivates October 27, 2021
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