medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

Galen Medical Group

offering Telehealth services to better address the health needs of the Chattanooga community during these uncertain times.

Galen Medical Group was founded in October 1992 as a physician-led, multi-specialty medical group providing outstanding health care in the greater Chattanooga area

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Medical-phorical

A mispronunciation of the word metaphorical popularized by the character Clint in the classic war film, 1969.

Pretty Medical-phorical... pigs, eh?

by Darthbubbaaa March 10, 2021

BBraun Medical Supply Company

german based company where medical tools are assembled, stocked, and delivered.

A place to work to jack off as seen on You Tube.

A medical company where men practice witchcraft and take girls belongings to convert them to bleed mensrtu through the pants as a cleansing, slave driving and corrupting the girl.

A place to work so you can earn money for your family and get insurance.

I checked You Tube and saw a BBraun Medical Supply Company employee jacking off in a bunny suit.

by two foot July 18, 2009

FTC Medication

The special medication obtained "from the car"

Bob is getting his FTC medication for his nose.
Bob is agro again, he must have run out of his FTC medication
Yes, Barbara, I will be bringing some FTC Medication to Stevens party

by UhWaitWhatHUH? November 16, 2020

medical misdirection

When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.

"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."

by ParaBasicFireDriver May 19, 2018

Medication

To provide medication you must use utensils (example Needle and thread) to medicate the symptoms as they will have a medicative effect allowing you to perform medication.

Medication originally was something that you had to perform.

by Ryandennisgeorge March 12, 2025