Special Master

One of Trump’s kinks. He likes to have his special master to look through his stolen documents, Melania’s nudes, and Stormy’s pink panties. Colloquially it can be used when you want some one to watch, preside over and referee a particularly nasty sex act.

Can we appoint a special master to watch when I shit on your face? Just to make it fair?

by Jumpluffs September 2, 2022

The Master List

A prestigious secretive preset list of all single girls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand

“Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “

“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”

“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”

by Bottomofthe9th April 21, 2021

master wu

Fuck you over for Skyrim

He's Master Wu

by BTomize June 4, 2017

dorito master

A dorito that goes to dorito judo training and wind. Only happens once every 10 years.

Oh my god... Hes one good dorito.

Sighed dorito master

by SubToTMplayzOnYtIHave176Subs October 21, 2020

Sandal Master

The son of David Larson, an Olympic swimmer. Sandal Master is always seen wearing sandals, (or chancletas) no matter what occasion. He also cannot be as athletic as his father, due to a golf cart accident long ago.

One does not simply see Sandal Master without sandals.

by Grendel's second cousin in law March 22, 2012

Weed Master

Person who supplies a party, gathering or function with marijuana and marijuana like accessories at no cost also has a high knowledge of how to grow and other marijuana related tips and tricks

Guy 1 This is some good ass weed what kind is this?

Guy2 I have no idea, go ask the weed master over there

by Harry Tittyballs August 7, 2009

Keezok Master

The Keezok Master is one man and one man only. He is the Master of things vulgar & Sexual. The ladies love the Keezok Master. He is the man "DG" with the dopest rhymes ever made. To hear, see, or feel this man visit the site.

1.
"Who's the keezok master?"

"dead sexy."

"Oh okay."

2. "I'm the Keezok master baby. I'll make your ass go crazy. Your pussy will want to pay me for the pleasure that I gave it."

3. "Keezok Master always gives sloppy seconds to myspace Ben."

by B[rad] March 6, 2009