Marijuana Ninja 

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.

"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend

Marijuana Ninja by P.O.L. Masta December 14, 2011

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks 

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

Marijuana Enthusiast 

(N.) Marijuana Enthusiast- the proper name for any pot smoking individual. Replaces the slanderous names such as pot head, stoner, druggie, burnout, retard, etc.

Asshole- you guys are pot heads!

Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.

Marijuana Enthusiast by Romeo & John-Roy February 24, 2010

Marijuana Hiccups 

Hiccups caused by toking on reefer after getting a really hard hit.

1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*

Marijuana Hiccups by High~Heaven091 September 22, 2010

marijuana cigarette 

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.

Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.

marijuana cigarette by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011

marijuana den 

a kewl place where you and your best friends go to smoke weed

yo lets go down to my marijuana den and smoke and get really high.

marijuana den by sbizz December 12, 2013

marijuana accredation degree 

A degree acquired by all students who attend Humboldt state University, regradless of major. Anyone in posession of this degree can estimate the weight of a sack within .5 grams.

A conversation with someone with a marijuana accredation degree

Nema: Dude you guys got hooked up.
Me: Are you sure?
Nema:Dude, I went to Humboldt.

marijuana accredation degree by E-mizzac6969 October 17, 2008