Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.

Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.

by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016

Manitude

A man who acts like a little cry baby girl

Real-man: I'm done with that barbell, you can use it.
Girly-man: Oh, that funny because there are still weights on it.
Real-man: What's with the attitude?
Girly-man: All I hear is a manitude.

by Jay_the_Great March 8, 2017

Manitoba Handshake

A term of endearment, normally used after you get stabbed in Winnipeg.

Hey buddy man, heard you received a Manitoba Handshake last weekend! Hope you’re doing better, eh?

by electrocaine November 15, 2021

manitakis

He’s the most fasara teacher there is. He could be considered the mascot of the IB Program at Anatolia College.

-Who do you have as your CAS Coordinator
-Manitakis. He’s da best
-Oh so zaebal.

by fanisfasara June 9, 2023

lusty manitee

Manlier version of smitten kitten

Hes such a lusty manitee

by Cindersella May 16, 2017

Samantha Manitoba

1.5 oz tequila
1 snowball
1 lime wedge
Top with ginger ale

I'm gonna pound a Samantha Manitoba

by Puns_slut March 15, 2019

maitey

Refering to a good friend of yours

U kno maitey?
Maitey is coming over in a bit

by HoomanK February 11, 2008