When you post a poll (on Telegram, Slack, or any other platform that supports polls) someone will complain that their answer isn't represented in the poll (Even though it usually is, they just feel the need to be pedantic and irritating).
Jared posted a poll asking a yes or no question, and Clay complained that his answer wasn't represented... classic Malloy's Law.
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