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--Millennium Falcon-- 

A legendary starship despite its humble origins and deceptively dilapidated exterior, the Millennium Falcon has factored into some of the Rebel Alliance's greatest victories over the Empire. On the surface, the Falcon looks like any other Corellian freighter, with a saucer-shaped primary hull, a pair of forward cargo-gripping mandibles, and a cylindrical cockpit mounted to the ship's side.

Beneath its hull, though, the Falcon packs many powerful secrets. Its owners made "special modifications" on the freighter, boosting its speed, shielding and performance to downright illegal levels. Its weaponry has been upgraded to military-class quad-turbolaser turrets. To cover rapid escapes, the Falcon sports a ventrally mounted hatch-concealed antipersonnel repeating laser. Between its forward mandibles rest concussion missile launchers. The habitable interior of the vessel also has a few surprises, such as concealed scanner-proof smuggling compartments.

The Falcon pays a heavy price for its augmented performance, though. It is extremely recalcitrant and often unpredictable. Its reconditioned hyperdrive often fails. Its current captain, Han Solo, has even been seen to restart a failed ignition sequence with a hard rap on the bulkhead with his fist.

A vessel employed in the shady fringe business of smuggling, the Falcon was owned by Lando Calrissian before Solo won it in a heated sabacc game. Under Solo's command, the Falcon became a famous starship, completing the Kessel Run at unprecedented speeds. Solo and his first mate Chewbacca maintained the Falcon, constantly modifying and tinkering with it, coaxing the maximum speed from the ship.

This speed became quite useful as Solo and Chewbacca were drawn deeper into the Rebel cause, and the Falcon began flying missions for the Alliance. It was the Falcon that provided covering fire for Luke Skywalker's final attack run on the first Death Star. The Falcon became Princess Leia Organa's escape transport during the Battle of Hoth. During the decisive Battle of Endor, the Falcon flew point for the Alliance Fleet. Under Lando Calrissian's command, it soared into the heart of the incomplete Death Star, and delivered a missile volley that helped seal the Empire's fate.
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Millennium Force 

The greatest roller coaster on planet earth. 310' and 93 MPH to create a great and fun sensation. Always a stomach tickler when going down the first gigantic hill! The funnest coaster on earth until Cedar Point owns everyone's asses when they get a 500 footer.
My Cousin on third hill of MF: Dude, are you high?
Me on third hill of MF: What do you think! I'm on Millennium Force!
Millennium Force by austinh1212 April 15, 2006

Millenniteens 

The way we refer to the years between 2012 and 2020
The most awesome years of my life was during the millenniteens. Especially the summer of 2013 when I heckled Kim Kardashian as she walked out of Subway holding a foot long.
Millenniteens by popheavy May 16, 2015

Millenial 

A word that became stereotyped by people of the older generation. sometimes use to downgrade their lower peers.

*not all millenials are snowflakes
*not all millenials eat healthy whole foods and avocados (which isn't a bad thing if they do)
*not all millenials didn't get spankings and are spoiled
*not all millenials are narcissistic..there are many of other generations who are.
*Not all millenials are dumb (and a grade doesn't define your IQ..just how much you can memorize within a certain period of time ..usually from Monday to Friday test day.)
Millenial was originally just a name for an age group..not a stereotype.
Grumpy older man who thinks he knows everything "You darn millenials are spoiled and entitled, even the kids I raised."
Millenial by Cliché. Hipster April 6, 2019

Zillennials 

Micro-generation of people born on the cusp of the Millennial generation and Gen Z.

Most authors and researchers use the date range 1993-1998 for the definition.
Zillennials refer to themselves as being "too young for Millennials but too old for Gen Z"
- Mike: I really don't feel like a Millennial, i can't relate to 80's babies
-Sarah: Well, maybe you are a cusper
-Mike: Really?

-Sarah: Yeah, they are called Zillennials! Born between '93 and '98
-Mike: Wow that fits better for me!
Zillennials by GottfriedV February 13, 2023

Monopoly for Millennials 

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials
"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

Beat a Furry Millennium

Forget about Beat a Furry day, month, year, decade, AND century, it's all about Beat A Furry MILLENIUM. 2021-3021, you can beat as many furries as you want, without consequence! Good luck fellow comrades!
Frank: Oh jesus Bob, it's Beat a Furry Millennium, you know what I have to do. *Grabs Baseball Bat*
Bob: NO PLEASE FRANK DON'T HURT ME