maria

The new Maryjane, weed.

"we don't call it Maryjane no more baby, we call that shit, Maria"- Maria by Lil Wyte

by bigbillybob September 1, 2009

Maria

A heartless bitch who only thinks about herself. She is narcissist Who loves t manipulate people and ruin people’s family.

Did you hear what Maria lied about?

by Idkwhattoputforname September 5, 2018

Maria

A nickname for Molly or other wise known for ecstasy or MDMA. So instead of using molly as they do in the U.S.A. They would refer to Molly as Maria in Mexico or anywhere south of the border. Also they would refer to samba or tango or dance with her. When they "dancing" they are really referencing to using the drug.

"Hey Jose wanna go meet maria?"

" Yeah, okay Pedro I hope she will let me dance with her."

by Words of the day November 14, 2013

Maria

a skinny ass bitch with a loose va-jay-jay. reminds you of every prostitute ever.

i fucked Maria last night, she was so loose that i couldn`t keep my dick in her

by That Homeless Guy Near Your Ho January 3, 2018

Maria

Maria is a beautiful milf that is fucking with Hulk and also has a hot daughter which is friends with Hulk

Maria is getting on her knees every time she sees christina (Hulk )

Look maria’s ass in Hulks face wow 🤩

by christbro September 19, 2021

Maria

That one person who hated anime at first then you forced them to become a weeb. She wont stop speaking japanese to annoy people. She will call you a boomer even though she is a boomer herself. She's annoying in a good way. She doesn't know when to be serious. She spams you with Jojo memes, and doesnt know who Sinjin is.

Person 1: Oh my gosh Sinjin is the best and I love him so much.
Maria: Who is Sinjin?
Person 1: Sinjin.

by Eli The Clown November 10, 2019

Maria

she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues

WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria

by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020