Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lurp Dawg

The one friend in the group who everyone can't stand; who thinks he/she is just as cool as the rest when in reality is the guinea pig and the center of all the jokes in the group.

Mike is such a lurp dawg; he thinks he's cool but if he only knew.

by K3GG3R April 29, 2012

Lumpy Boy Milk

When your cum is old and got rotten it is lumpy when it comes out

That kid last night has lumpy boy milk

by Sr.10InchPenetrator February 16, 2015

Lurky-reader

People on the Internet who lurk around reading tons of posts on social networks and other sites without even once making a comment or contributing to it

"Saw the whole tybattle you had with Simon on lea 's picture." "why didn't you comment? "' nah, I'm more of a lurky-reader"

by Conjuringwords April 1, 2015

lurdy

A person who has constantly betrayed or upsets his/her partner

Szebi(boyfriend) cheated on you again what a lurdy Cunt

by titan504 August 13, 2015

lurped

Licked and slurped

The word lurped means looking and slurping at the same time I lurked that table

by Cmcum078 April 4, 2016