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leonard

your worst teacher ever

AKA an actual lizard
Ew, I have english class with ms. leonard the lizard
by everyday-whore May 30, 2017
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Leonardo

Really really like smoking some mariiiiis when he's bored or having fun or tired or active, basically all day long. He also like drinking some good old gin all day cuz he is still 15, when he becomes 16 he will get drunker than a german married with a beer bottle. He is german so he is basically drunk 99% of the time and high 88% of the time, he is smoking cigs 69% of the time.
Omg Leonardo how can you be high, drunk and smoking cigs at the same time??
by sven erik-bolz August 28, 2017
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Leonardo DiCaprio

He’s the hottest man on Earth. Good actor that deserves all the Oscars in the world <3 looks specially good in “Titanic” and “Wolf of the Wallstreet”. He won almost every girls’ heart and deserves to be loved and protected at all costs :)
“Who’s your favorite actor?”
Leonardo DiCaprio duh! He’s hooot! And he is an activist 💖”
by Sijsjsnanananajna March 15, 2018
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leonard

This moron was extremely mean to me. He is leonard.
by Elli.Pan April 5, 2018
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Leonardo DiCaprio

When he was younger he was the fittest person alive. He has the perfect hair, body, face and voice. Most year 7 girls love him even though he is mine. He is also a well known actor and appears in the films 'Titanic' and 'Romeo + Juliet
"Who is that hot dude over there"

"I'm guessing you are talking about Leonardo Dicaprio"
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Leonard

A ol man that use to wire outside cable. Got zapped too many times so now he has tourete syndrome
God. I hope i dont end up like Leonard
by Dawgs34 June 6, 2019
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Leonardo Dicaprio

A beautiful black, brown german shepherd. He has dark, mysterious eyes that twinkle in the moonlight. His fur is soft and smooth and silky and *sigh* just perfect. He is huge with the ladies and always ends up getting a gale by the end of the day. He s also very playful and loves to cuddle especially with his mom. He loves his momma the most his dada not to much :) But his dada is alway s there for him. Always cuddling him and petting him. Momma kisses him and brushes him and gives him endless love. But yes Leonardo Dicaprio is the perfect son for anyone. Love u leo ;)
He so small and squishy and adorable and cute and ahhh tooooo cute
He LEONARDO DICAPRIO!!!!
by KenikiiLover August 22, 2019
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