Yo Leroy, I hear Troy turned out to be nothin but a lemon lame, he's always salty and mad at everyone these days cuz he's a pussy!
by Bakerboy96 November 19, 2015
a mythical creature said to dwell in the forests of Antarctica who can grant the power of the lemon to any one it wishes. It is the creator of all lemon-kind. A god of the lemons so to speak. Seeing him with your bear eyes will blind you because of its sheer power and amazingness. Lemon lord will save us all. PRAISE THE LEMON!!!!!!
Mere Mortal 1: "What is that!?"
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind
Mere Mortal 2: "Its.. its.. its LEMON LORD. He's here to save us!"
*both go blind
by Mole-RatBanger69 September 09, 2020
by The Dirty Gardner December 01, 2016
When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.
Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.
by Krusnoas January 12, 2015
by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018
A word (phrase) used to describe soft drinks such as "Sprite", "Sierra Mist", "Squirt" etc. Some drinks are referred to as "Caffeinated Lemon Coolers"such as Mountain Dew or Vault, and Surge because the contain high amounts of caffeine. These soft drinks are often clear or yellowish-green in color and have been know to be the most thirst quenching sodas available.
"When I go to the movie theater I usually order a popcorn and a lemon cooler before the show begins."
by Hippie Dave August 18, 2007
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