Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair

OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.

by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023

legal career

The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.

"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."

by jon_newhart April 30, 2014

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

Street Legal Racing: Redline

The Most Pragmatic Racing game of all time, a very old racing game from 2003 that crashes just as much as You will. This game has no handouts, and if you crash EVER, YOU will have to repair it for full cost, so you should learn how to drive, You should also prepare to build a fully modeled engine from scratch.

Person 1: Street Legal Racing: Redline just crashed again!
Person 2: It does that, it's over two decades old.
Person 1: Can't argue with that.

by toygar August 14, 2023

Legally incompetent

Yeah... See? Shouldn't be fucking.

Hym "Yeah, the legally incompetent should NOT be fucking is my whole thing so that ain't on me."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2023

Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved

You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.

by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019

Unfairly maligned by the legal system

It's not "because they're black" you fucking retarded.

Hym "The claim is that Trump is being UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM, shit-lib. THAT'S YOUR CLAIM. YOU ARE THE ONES SAYING THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE UNFAIRLY MALIGNED BY THE LEGAL SYSTEM YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. That's the parallel he is darwing when he says he relates to black people. He's not calling black people criminals. Your reading comprehension is bad. Dumb. You're either dumb or dishonest."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024