I learned the clarinet at school

An innuendo alluding to the speaker's blowjob skills.

'I learned the clarinet at school.'
'I look forward to it.'

'Have sex with me.'
'Why should I?'
'Come on, I learned the clarinet at school.'
'COMING!'

by Johnlock November 4, 2012

Martice Leak

An upcoming internet socialite who works hard to entertain and please his viewers/followers. He's humorous, bona fide, and makes great content!

"Martice Leak? Oh! That one guy whose got a YouTube channel that's worth the subscription and support, he's a cool dude." 😋

by Kittyx0 June 6, 2018

National Punch a League of Legends Player Day

Falls on November 20th. The title is self-explanatory. All the homies hate league players.

Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?

Ben: No? Why?

Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!

by ihateleagueoflegends November 5, 2021

eat lead

Basically a phrase said before shooting someone. (As a form of intimidation?)

"eat lead mother *****" Then you blow them away...

by Flyingbox August 3, 2006

leaq

Eukaryotic

leaq is a term used to describe the one known as Eukaryotic

by Liam Inkuras November 1, 2013

Lea

A girl who is pretty shy but loves her friends and expresses herself only to her closests friends. She has her own unique style. Very smart snd caring.Is ver pretty but does not brag or show off about it.Loves her family and friends more than anything.Some people say she is missing a letter in her name but she sure isn't missing anything in her heart.

"Did you see the new girl?"
"Yeah, she is so pretty and kind i think her name is Lea."
"No (h)?"
"No (h)."

by enojilover55 March 16, 2017

Leakwater

Nixon had Watergate, the Clintons had Whitewater. This is Leakwater. Often called Plamegate, Rovegate or the CIA Leak Case, Leakwater is a better name for the White House scandal over the leaking of a CIA operative's name to discredit and intimidate her husband and other White House critics. See also "The Leaker," a John Sherffius cartoon of July 11, 2005, which shows Karl Rove taking a leak on the CIA seal.

What's the President up to now? This smells worse than Leakwater.

by RSD July 8, 2006