Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 08, 2021

Fatty Lard Boy

Very large obese person that thinks they are not chubby

My friend Jackson is a Fatty Lard Boy

by February 20, 2025

Lard ball

Lard ball is used as an insult to those who're eitheir fat or obese.

Garfield: What's good Odie, you skinny dog.

Odie: Fuck you Lard ball.

by Skibidi Porft fart123 December 15, 2023

Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.

He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.

by notjanet February 08, 2010

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 07, 2024

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by September 14, 2021