lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.

He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.

by notjanet February 7, 2010

Lard

Don’t poke the lard

Ur being a lard

by Lard April 7, 2025

Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling

God sibling your are lard eyes

by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024

lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020