The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.

Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"

by icwish October 10, 2009

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Knocks Me Sick

Knocks me sick or knocked me sick is the word describing complete disgust; literally so horrible that it 'knocks' one sick.

The phrase is a word originating in Liverpool and is mainly used by 'scousers' (people from merseyside).

person1)"ew this bowl of scouse had baked beans in; it knocks me sick

person 1) "eeee mate did you see that lad the other day?"
person 2) "yeah I did lird and his face knocked me sick

by anonifly February 22, 2010

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Niggle Knock

A Niggle Knock is a person of the black persuasion who happens to enjoy niggle knock activities, such as: Domino's, street dice, aggressive rap, poorly cooked chicken, women who are at least 70 pounds overweight and talking loudly regardless of the circumstances.

Look at that niggle knock, he's had far too much chicken.

by Hairy Jewospher July 14, 2010

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cock knock

defined by the movie Jay and silen Bob strike back when they fight the evil "cock knocker" with bongsabers. Cock knocker has one huge fist which he uses to hit men in the junnks

To cock knock is to it someone in the groin, similar to a fagtag, except you punck or knock on the cock as you would someones front door

John said something stupid about women so Bill cock knocked him good

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005

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