kiche

Person into vintage clothing; also see hipster

He looks so kiche today! That stores so kiche.

by Megan brown October 21, 2013

Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004

the kitchen

where women belong

george washington - "martha, what did i tell you about using free will ?! now get back in the kitchen and make me some pie."

martha washinton- "okay."

by buenosnachos February 14, 2009

Kitchen

Where the goods are cooked, things are shipped/delivered, people get swerved, and basically all the dope shit happens. Sometimes referred to as the bakery.

Cook1: I'll be right back, I gotta go whip up some boulder in the kitchen.

Dude1: Pass the blunt first, nigga!

by sunstir June 21, 2010

kitchen bitch

A groovy orgy, taking place in the kitchen, organized by horny, oversexed, nymphomaniac college girls. A kitchen bitch is often instigated on the spur of the moment during a social gathering, being initiated by an inspired individual by calling out the words, "kitchen bitch".

I was at this crazy party with a bunch of slutty drunk bizzos. Some drunk hoodrat screamed "Kitchen Bitch!" and proceeded to dry hump me, riding me like she was trying to win the Triple Crown. She began tearing off my clothes, exposing my throbbing member. Then, like gangbusters, every horny-ass bitch wanted to be a part of the kitchen bitch.

by McSicko December 12, 2007

Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?

Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.

by 99RedBalloonsNena November 5, 2009

kitchen connection

To have horrible internet connection.

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.

by nickanamek August 20, 2010