KEVIN

The most sexy god of all (with a huge penis)

Wow is that KEVIN I can tell by his huge penis that is bigger that the cab driver god jehu

by National_facts.gov November 6, 2020

Kevin

Your gay for searching this up IDIOt

Kevin thinks you are gay

by JoJunhyuk October 8, 2019

Kevin

a cool guy with a great sense of humor and can always make people laugh. can be annoying at times but a cool friend to have. they usually have big heads and are weird. they will get you in trouble during class or at work.

Kevin and i always get into trouble in english class

by razorkid August 31, 2013

Kevin

A guy,usually with blonde hair, who is very chunky and is a very big jerk who likes to cheat.

Look at the guy over there he is such a kevin.

That chunky guy is such a kevin, his blonde hair is nasty!

by LacieCElis January 23, 2011

Kevin

-A guy who is not the nicest guy in the world.

-Usually synonymous with "douche bag" or "jerk."

-A guy who is two-faced, and who lies.

-He appears to be charming and sweet, but underneath that facade he is garbage.

-Girls tend to like him, because a "kevin" is also, by definition, good-looking, but he is bit too well-groomed.

-Many people think that he is homosexual, when really he is just a feminine male.

Girl 1: Wow, I thought I really liked that guy but now I realize that he totally stabbed me in the back.

Girl 2: Forget about him, he's such a kevin.

by oregonbabe May 12, 2010

Kevin

A person who is always slacking. Needs to step his game up and needs to stop slacking.

One who seems to be slacking and has grammatical errors.

Yo, don't be a Kevin. Step your game up.

Did you see him? He's acting like a Kevin.

Stop slackin, you don't want to be a kevin

by Nevaeh Isabel Sarmiento May 28, 2010

Kevin

Always the less-hot twin. Likes to eat cookies and is a completely incompetent fantasy sports manager.

Probably has an STD.

"He gave you what?? Is it treatable?? Damnnnn what a Kevin!"

by Truthiness12 February 18, 2010