Kevin

An onion

Kevin made me cry when he yelled at me.

by Jacksoncage September 12, 2019

Kevin

Gay.

Kevin’s just gae
Yea big gae

by Vsshatt October 24, 2019

Kevin

a cool guy with a great sense of humor and can always make people laugh. can be annoying at times but a cool friend to have. they usually have big heads and are weird. they will get you in trouble during class or at work.

Kevin and i always get into trouble in english class

by razorkid August 31, 2013

Kevin

A guy,usually with blonde hair, who is very chunky and is a very big jerk who likes to cheat.

Look at the guy over there he is such a kevin.

That chunky guy is such a kevin, his blonde hair is nasty!

by LacieCElis January 23, 2011

Kevin

-A guy who is not the nicest guy in the world.

-Usually synonymous with "douche bag" or "jerk."

-A guy who is two-faced, and who lies.

-He appears to be charming and sweet, but underneath that facade he is garbage.

-Girls tend to like him, because a "kevin" is also, by definition, good-looking, but he is bit too well-groomed.

-Many people think that he is homosexual, when really he is just a feminine male.

Girl 1: Wow, I thought I really liked that guy but now I realize that he totally stabbed me in the back.

Girl 2: Forget about him, he's such a kevin.

by oregonbabe May 12, 2010

Kevin

A person who is always slacking. Needs to step his game up and needs to stop slacking.

One who seems to be slacking and has grammatical errors.

Yo, don't be a Kevin. Step your game up.

Did you see him? He's acting like a Kevin.

Stop slackin, you don't want to be a kevin

by Nevaeh Isabel Sarmiento May 28, 2010

Kevin

Always the less-hot twin. Likes to eat cookies and is a completely incompetent fantasy sports manager.

Probably has an STD.

"He gave you what?? Is it treatable?? Damnnnn what a Kevin!"

by Truthiness12 February 18, 2010