Karen

Karen is a very strict mother of 3, she only wears flats and almost always calls for the manager; if if the order is right, there is always a reason to call the manger in the mind of a Karen.

Waiter: Here is your order, any thing else I can do for you?
Karen: Umm, may I please see your manager?
Waiter: Why? What’s wrong with the order?
Karen: There is too much spice on my chicken

by poopoopeep October 13, 2019

The Karen

A dry and passionless hand job

Steve couldn’t complain, but no one is ever truly happy about getting The Karen.

by Captain Bdrizzle May 4, 2018

Karen

That one bitch that always asks for the manager. Her hair is usually shoulder height and is blonde or brunette. Most Karens are anti vax moms and their kids will most likely die at the age of 4. She also likes to take the kids and the cheesecake.

Random guy: she is such a Karen

by ThatOneGuyk May 6, 2019

Karen

A Karen is one who tries desperatley to hide her true Karenish behaviour. Eventually though, it will come out - her eyes glaze over, she loses focus and starts speaking Karenese.

Endlessly amusing, and fun to tease. The best colleague ever, because when yu blame her for something, she isnt sure that she didnt do it!

Hey, im talking to you, you doing a Karen?

I dont understand you, stop speaking Karenese!

by Miauw Miauw February 9, 2010

Karen

Karen is the most beautiful girl in town. She's drop-dead-gorgeous and she will make every other girl envious of her. From her smile, to her rosy pink cheeks whenever she laughs too hard. Karen just looks good at doing anything. She's always the most intelligent preson in the room. And makes you wonder " how can one person be so smart??" Karen is not just beautful on the outside she's also beautiful on the inside too. She will make you believe that there is a thing as inner beauty. But once karen gets angry, make sure you're not anywhere near her because all hell breaks loose. Karen does have a jealous side and honestly it will make you appreciate her more. If you're one of the lucky ones to win Karen's love. Don't be an idiot and lose it because you'll never get it back. Karen is amazing and I love her.

Random guy : wow! Check the legs on that girl

Random guy 2 : that isn't just any girl. That's Karen...

by Michaelkarenbusiness365 October 15, 2017

Karen

An annoying 40 y/o Soccer Mom who has short dyed blonde and brown ombré hair, sunglasses and wants to speak to the manager. She thinks that her 10y/o son, Sam, is going to be a pro soccer player and will argue with any other mom who thinks otherwise. She is a hard-core vegan and only brings gluten and lactose free granola bars to soccer practise. Nothing is ever her fault and she will judge everything you do. Karen’s are never born, they just appear out of nowhere at the age of 40. They are usually found in the park having a (vegan) picnic, doing yoga, speaking to a manager, judging your child, complaining or hanging out with her friends Brenda, Sharon and Susan.

Someone: “Wow, Karen really thinks her son is going pro? He barely made the team!”

Someone: “she’s so controlling, she probably bribed the Coach to let him play.”

Karen: “what do you have that is vegan, lactose and gluten free?”
Server: “sorry we don’t sell any vegan or lactose and gluten free items.”
Karen: “MaY I SpEaK To ThE MaNaGeR!!!?”

by ThE WoRlD Is GoInG To EnD!!! June 30, 2019

Karen

That mother that just appears at a shop (usually out of thin air) with 2 or 3 kids demanding to see the manager even though nothing was wrong at all..

Karen is annoying and a terreble mom

Never meet a Karen, just a recommendation

That girl that wanted to see the manager, Karen, she was soooo annoying

by Dubs1 October 6, 2018