Kane

Kane is an arrogant Dick-Head everyone loves at first but quickly looses friends because of how picky he is. Kane is often spoilt and thinks the world revolves around him. If you ever meet someone called Kane, throw him into a Volcano.

"Kane" is an asshole

by very cool guy69 September 2, 2020

Kane

A kid with a big forehead who usually likes girls who are Christmas trees but hates bilingual persons of interests. he hangs out with mops and presumed child pedophiles. He also likes eating frozen beverages which make him red

Connor: Hey Alex
Alex: Shut up, I like talking to mops and pedophiles only!
John: Wow, what a Kane

by dorigo_bimo November 26, 2018

Kane

Kane is the best person I’ve ever meet and he is so kind and so cute w his blue ocean eyes lmao, he actually listen to me when I’m talking to him or sumthing and he is so fucking smart🥺 I just love him

*girl* omg Kane he is so cute
Me: ik

by Kane’s wife lmao December 7, 2020

Harry Kane curse

The English striker Harry Kane's participation in a team often seems to cast a shadow of ill luck upon their chances of securing any silverware. His presence has been associated with a perceived decrease in the team's likelihood of winning trophies, creating a narrative of unfortunate outcomes for the squad.

It seems Bayern have caught the Harry Kane curse too.

by polio_fingers December 9, 2023

eoin kane

eoin kane thinks he’s the shit when he’s really not. his fav drink red berry boost over bpm (clearly a psychopath) he thinks he’s lethal at football when he’s really just a mid mid (or forward) either way he’s mid. He’s a lank and he fucking loves a kinder milkshake especially ones made by grace chambers he also enjoys calling grace a pole and he loves red sauce and me.

fm eoin kane is such a knob head i hate that prick

by Anonymous🤫 May 25, 2022

Kane

Really big dick and gets all the girls but he is only looking for one girl that he can love and care for if you mess with Kane he will get his friends to fight with him

“There’s Kane”
“Omg he’s so hot”

by Jfjfjcjccc December 28, 2021

kane

is a person who likes watching massacres in movies and replays them multiple times and has an entire shed of weapons here’s my advice
don’t mess with a kane

hey it’s kane yeah the kid who’s parents just died

kanes be like *grabs m60 out of bag*

by ur mom has been fucked April 23, 2022