Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.

“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”

by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018

Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay

Kevin is indeed homosexual

by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020

Kevin

A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!

I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.

by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018

Kevin

Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick

Kevin rides my dick

by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019

Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin

Kevin loves cum.

by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018

kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

Kevin

A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.

That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!

by kevando June 20, 2009