Jell-o

A character from the 2005 film "Date Movie". Likely a parody of J-lo from "The Wedding Planner", this voluptuous female has an extremely-massive-but-just-big-enough-to-be-believeably huge ass, accidentally knocks over various objects with it, and performs a dance for the main couple in the movie. Likely the wet dream of many lovers of the large, round rear. Proof that there is no such thing as "too much booty in da pants", it is impossible to think outside her buns.

random dude #1: Man, I'd like to have Jell-o sit on my face and fart, then do her!

random dude #2: Dude, wtf?

by xiLoveJellox October 30, 2011

Jello Nigga

1. A Jealous "Nigga." Especially pertaining to Niggas who are jealous of a homeboy because they can't get ass like him. Also pertains to cash and bling.

Everyone hates on 50 Cent because they are Jello Niggas.

by Mike Daly July 21, 2005

jellin

To be jealous/ want something that someone else has

1: "Did you see Karina's new boob job?"
2: "yeah i want one soo bad!"
1: "ohh and btw shes dating your lover"
2: " uggh! i am totally jellin'!"

by look at hannie fannie February 17, 2010

nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

jello

fat rolls

She needs to put the jello back in the refridgerator!

by BlahBlahBlah May 30, 2004

Bathtub in Jello

talking extreme non-sense or way out in left field stupidity; Bathtub in Jello is very common among pot smokers

wow, that was for sure a bathtub in jello

by C-man July 16, 2002

Jello suicide

When you are trying to eat Jello in an impaired state and it jumps to its death somewhere below the dish.

“Did any of that Jello get into your mouth?”

“No, it was a Jello suicide.”

by Bottom Ford April 3, 2010