by Steve job's August 30, 2018
Get the Jordanismmug. Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Cute funny flirts a lot May 12, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves
by Poetmama December 17, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. The most fucking amazing person ever. If its a girl they have a perfect ass and figure and if its a boy it has a super long dick. If you find a Jordan you must keep him/her and you will be greatly rewarded!
by AwesomeMaster08 November 16, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018
Get the Jordanedmug.