Jonathan Wells

A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.

Cop: "Hey son what is your name?"
Bro: "Uhh...Jonathan Wells."
Cop: "You are a fucking retard."

by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011

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A really amazing guy that can make a speechless poem for a girl. His girlfriend's name is Angeliz. He will do anything to make her day. He is a really funny boy. His favorite sport is soccer.He is a nerd but he is really cute. Every girl says that he is ugly but he is a real sweetheart. He is the best guy anyone can ask for.

Damn that got Jonathan Fernandez is looking so fine today.

No wonder every girl falls for his charming looks.

by Secret Admire is Angeeliiz March 5, 2017

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Jonathan

Loving,caring person, likes to keep to themselves but they'll open up usually have brown/black hair with green or brown eyes. Love to play video games, able to make you laught during you're hardest time cutest laugh ever!! Don't ever let go of them worst mistake ever!!

His laugh is to die for!!

Must be a Jonathan! :)

by MalkkQueenn May 10, 2018

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He is a very likable guy who can be trusted. He also is very kind and compassionate about many things including other peoples problems. He also is very funny and is VERY interested in Doctor Who. He also appreciates other people who are positive and people that have an Xbox and not a Switch. Overall he is a person you would want to have as a friend.

His favorite catch phrase is Welcome To Moe's!

"Jonathan is the best Doctor Who fan ever!" - Doctor Who Cast

by ItsParzival55 May 16, 2018

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Only... the best boyfriend ever.. Jonathan is a boy who will try to do anything to help you.His spirit is so bright! He'll make you smile no matter what. He is the best boyfriend ever and will he will treat you like a Queen. He'll put his life on the line for you.. if you got yourself a Jonathan you'll be the luckiest person ever! And he is a sex expert... he's always getting horny from his true love... He'll rock your world!! He'll light you up inside even when your depressed.. If you got a Jonathan, you got a keeper!

Kyle: Damn that Jonathan kid stole my girlfriend.
Jake: Bro, of course he did he's a Jonathan

by Jaee_Monaeee August 8, 2018

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