john is usually a guy who is really funny. he can be dry sometimes but he is actually a really fun person to be around with. if he's canadian, he's a keeper💅 guys named john have a great personality and will always be there for you. he is kind of obsessed with steve carell👀 anywaysss he is a fun person
by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc April 18, 2020

a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
by Omg283 August 21, 2014

Another word for penis
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

He is a nice strong man who you wouldn’t wanna upset. He is a great companion and will always protect you
For gods sake stop posting these things
For gods sake stop posting these things
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
