John
John by MyShitStinks May 3, 2019
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A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.
Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.
John by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019
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John by Epic games employee May 28, 2019
John
John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.
Girl: who’s that guy?
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice
Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*
Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky
John by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019
John
Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
John by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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A John is normally very built with sexy washboard abs. John's tends to get the hottest women and have lost virginity at the young age of 8.