Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.

Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.

by Gee Twat December 30, 2009

jerrnu

The English variation of the Bengali word "jaanu" used by American romantic couples who are imitating the elderly.

I love you jerrnu! But biya (brother) won't allow me to use that word because it can be misconstrued as disrespectful! LOL

by BiyasBondu January 24, 2012

jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins

Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,

by jbiv February 15, 2014

Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

Jerpinjingle

An anti- Christmas song, usually full of hatred.

Dude the Grinch would always sing jerpinjingles, what a jerk!

by ktotr June 2, 2016

jerrihuan

The prettiest Latina princess.

"Jerrihuan was NO good in bed. LOL, BUT SERiously."

by Satannumberone June 7, 2016

jerrnea

A very tall black girl, pretty, can tend to be argumentative, vey aggressive , doesn't really know how to express her feelings for one .

Jerrnea is a standing over there

by Ashantiiii January 2, 2017