Jerry sprinkler

When a woman masturbates to Jerry Springer’s show and becomes wet.

Jerry Springer (on the show)- And how does this make you feel, Natasha”

Karen (watching his show at home) -“OHH JERRY THAT FEELS AMAZING AAAGGGHHHH YOU GAVE ME A JERRY SPRINKLER”

by wetpusst101 July 7, 2019

Jency

Jency is a one of a kind name. Not many people have it, in fact it’s a name gifted only to people who are naturally kind, sweet and attractive. If you ever meet a Jency, never let them go and always take care of them because they’ll always have your back. They can be so caring and if you get lucky enough you can experience their vulnerability which is the most beautiful emotion you can ever feel. They’re love is so strong and pure it’s almost impossible to like them.

Hey do you know jency?…. Omg I do he’s such a sweet heart in fact I think I like him…

by Muchísimo October 28, 2021

Jermya

The most loyal person you could ever meet she can be a total bad ass but please don’t piss her off because she can kill you with her bear hands. She’s very pretty and she is the most honest person you could ever meet. Makes lots of friends but is also very shy at times

Person 1 : Who is that bad ass over there

Person 2 : That’s Jermya

by Baby in pink November 27, 2021

bro jerky

A brother who needs to man up

You need to stop being soft and get out tonight, bro jerky

by Bro jerky December 20, 2014

governor-jerry-brown

She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019

Busted his Jerry

When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.

I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.

by Toomb June 8, 2017

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky

The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.

Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”

by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023