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Jay

The Steve you know nothing about. Appreciates new fridges and losing scratch offs. Has 18 turtle-necks, 7 cardigans, 5 well pressed khakis, and 3 professional style loafers. Grew up on a trundle and had an over bearing Mom who made amazing Pancakes. Loves avocadoes. Brokers well with others. Resides on the community board of misplaced pumpkins. .... HUGE COCK
So I totally bought a taco Bell breakfast for Jay on a Tuesday
by TiffanyRachel December 8, 2018
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A person who is literally a ball of fat.

His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
"You're such a Jay!"
"Stop being such a Jay."
"That guy's a real Jay."
by therealbbg December 9, 2018
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A crazy, independent, care for yourself type of person. The type of guy that loves fanfics and loves to spend 9 hours on a toilet.
Wow! What is Jay doing up there? *Fart*
by Fallsole January 25, 2019
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Aye bro you hit nae nae?
Hell naw shorty a JAY.
by YPN Savage May 20, 2019
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Jay i.e jayden is a filthy nigga who preys on his friend's girlfriends
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Pronounced ɡā

Someone who thinks they are the center of the world but are really a beta male, Most of the time they don't have parents and make fun of people who also don't being extremely hypocritical

also referred to as Jayce
That person is being an annoying Jay
by Lolmaster4200 July 9, 2019
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A half white nigger that is very violent and throw gigantic tantrums when angry
Holy fuck jay is going crazy
Jay: throws chair across the continent of africa towards wakanda

Wakanda: dis we just got nuked
by Unc13ar pr0f11e July 12, 2019
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