The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz
by Ritzy Boi December 20, 2020

Is the most savagest man you will ever meet, he has many friend's and every one want's to know him overall he is an amazing man.
by JJ de B0SS May 28, 2018

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him
by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020

by LetsBeFrank0719 January 25, 2021

Jake is a guy that will do anything you do but better. If you think your the best at something.... Think again because Jake just showed up and he's going to prove you wrong! His nickname is 9 iron for a reason. He can cure scoliosis buy inserting his gigantic penis into any woman's rectum. But he also does men. Not because he's gay but because he's a bro and knows back pain sucks.
Girl: My boyfriend was the best sex ever until Jake came along... He railed me and gave me a spinal realignment all at once.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
Once you get a Jake, you'll have more than you can take.
by A.Nellzors July 3, 2023

Jake is pretty fat tbh
by @jakemarco__ October 22, 2019

Jake’s tend to be shy creatures at first but once you get to know one you love them. Jake is the sweetest boy a girl could ever meet. A Jake is typically very weird and a bit awkward but it can come off as very adorable. Jake loves to play basketball and hangout with his girlfriend. He typically has brown hair with blue eyes. Once you get a Jake in your life you will never want them to leave.
by Varmint110 August 24, 2019
