Mole's Curse

A dark and powerful mole spell was placed on Mole long long ago. This curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his dick. Mole's curse is the potent energy that ensures george's law is always maintained. The curse has manifested itself physically in the form of Starbucks-Mole has made so many coffee runs there for pussy without success that it has taken on the spell's evil attributes. The only way to break the curse and save Mole now is to destroy all Starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.

Mole: "I'm gonna go make a starbucks run for Megan, maybe then she will suck my dick."
George: "She's not gonna suck your dick man"
Mole: "Fuck you George!"
George: "No, really, she won't suck your dick. It has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. I warn you Mole, if you keep going to Starbucks then Mole's curse will only grow in power."

by L^3 Society July 14, 2009

Smelly Mole

When you wake up, but you smell so much, its discusting. you shower but the smell still lingers around for ages.

Sleep over, "Wake up mole, Omg you seriously are a Smelly mole, get in the shower, change your bed, you STINK!"

by Dunknow350000 May 13, 2010

Mole Hole

When you jump naked into a big pile of snow with a boner, and you make a hole.

Jeff: My little brother made a snow fort yesterday.
Frank: Did you mole hole it?
Jeff: Hellll yeaaaa

by pooperdoodles December 22, 2011

purple mole

a mole on ur face tht is very ugly and it is on ur right ( the person hu has it ) and usually is on uhly ass bitches named irene.

Irene has a PURPLE mole, she is such a slut!

by lion gurl 2222222222222222222222222222222222 January 14, 2008

MOLE RAT

A weird lookin buck tooth Hillbilly that looks like she got ran over multiple times.The got chewed up and spat out.

My teacher at Big Spring Middle school looks like a Mole rat Maybe it's the eyes maybe it's the nose

by Rainbowlover_69 March 13, 2017

wack a mole

a phrase to describe beating off.

Hey were is Pat? He went to the bathroom to wack a mole.

by Captain Spanky August 07, 2006

mole man

A man (or woman, but then it isn't as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral sex on a woman from underneath the covers.

Brent: I'm not much for eating pussy...
JP: Dear god, you're not a mole man, are you?! Lame, dude.

by Ferret Frolicker September 29, 2006