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The Internet

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.
"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."
by Vex977 April 24, 2014
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The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)
"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"
by Dalamanza April 12, 2019
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Internet

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.
by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017
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the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.
Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.
by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018
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Internet

A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games
When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.
by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019
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Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.
I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.
by AtheistExtremist November 1, 2017
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