Life...
by Wolfgang Harvey May 04, 2017
A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.
Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.
Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
by MC-STEEL February 16, 2014
A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.
I was an Internet user once...
by maybe i am a fish January 29, 2016
A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games
by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019
Natalia: Omg did you see that picture Lisa posted yesterday?
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!
Jade: No. What is it??
Natalia: I can’t believe you haven’t seen it it’s all over the internet!
by natalia o June 01, 2018
The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.
by www.reputationTRAX.com July 02, 2013
Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.
John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.
Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.
Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?
by Nice Jim Cool February 18, 2014